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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Terrorism.
“I'm a Terrorist! Not a crook!.”
~ Terrorist on stereotypes
“Fucking Terrorists.”
~ Roman Belic on Terrorism
“It's not easy being Treezy”
~ Bin Laden on terrorism
“Maybe it's because they have small penises.”
~ Dr. Phil on Terrorists
Terrorism, also known as Zionism, is a branch of marketing, invented by foreigners and his fellow the free world fat people of the United States of Borat buddies. Unlike other dishonest marketers who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killers regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without naked booty love. Terrorism/CIA/Retards-dropping-soap-and-staying-that-way-and-calling-it-praying(JUNKIES) sponsors lots of companies including Food Lion, Dominoes, Wal-Mart and McDonald's. The companies named are branches of terrorism used for poisoning people with food, using lead in toys meant to be BJed by babies, and fatty foods.
Contents
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* 1 The Mother of All Terrorism
* 2 Terrorism
* 3 Vandalism
* 4 Why Terrorists Love The United States of America
* 5 Pro Terrorist Movies
* 6 anti-terrorist book
* 7 See also
[edit] The Mother of All Terrorism
Don Been Laden is the head and godfather of 'Taliban Mafia. He is a five time noble prize winner as terrorist of the year P.S he is George Bush
Hally3007Added by Hally3007
Terrorism is simply the art of bombing multiple locations around the world and sucking FAT OIL WELLS at the same time while telling people there are Weapons of Mass Destruction. This is cowardly and is an immensely crazy thing to do because you'll probably be shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the ass and squirted in the eye by some oily fluid(s). The promoters of terrorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers sponsored by coca-cola. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any use. People just didn't show up.
One day, an angry mob killed some ungrateful non-consumers in her own desert popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.
And the rest is history...
[edit] Terrorism
Terrorism shouldn't be confused with Terrellism, which is a movement that originally began in France 'Terroirists' insist that sparkling wine originating from places other than France should not be labelled champagne, and will employ any means necessary to enforce their creed. Anti-terroirist measures include dumping large volumes of Jacobs Creek cuvee on the market at below cost.
Terrorism shouldn't also be confused with Tourism. You can negotiate with terrorists, but definitely not with tourists. The summer of 2004 a few civilians lost their limbs due to attempting to negotiate with the dreaded tourists. Tourists are usually easily recognized, as they all wear socks and sandals and often can be seen with a pink sun-hat. Beware Rule of thumb, remain far, far, FAR away from dunes . One can only defeat them by acting like one is mentally handicapped and by pissing in their eye. Thank You.
"Bismilah Ahla-Akbar!" is a term often used by Amy Rose as she smites infidels with her cannon-of-righteousness.
Enzo AquariusAdded by Enzo Aquarius
[edit] Vandalism
Another very famous -ism, vandalism is not to be confused with terrorism. Vandalism is trite and meaningless degradation of an otherwise important or meaningful object. What is known as cyber-terrorism is not to be confused with vandalism. Not. Confused. Terrorism. Do not. The Honkey-tonk avant-garde movement of the 19th century is not vandalism, or terrorism. Pop music is an example of vandalism. If this had instilled terror in you, it might be misconstrued as terrorism. And for Hector Meyer, bud bud ding ding 2.99.
Even some robots have become terrorists!
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[edit] Why Terrorists Love The United States of America
While all of us in the "civilized" world are driving overly large SUV's and stuffing ourselves with giant hamburgers, and creating a TV show that tests the contestants ability to survive, thinner members of Al Queda (and all its supporters/the USA's enemies) are stuck in tents in the middle of nowhere surrounded by sand and AK-47s (formerly a republic of Afghanistan), banging anything they can get their hands on including Yanks, Mountain Goats or anything that resembles Omar Shariff. For fun they see how long they can grow their beards.
Talks are currently being held between terrorists and the rest of the World with the proposal to open the USA as a sort of Disneyland for terrorists, letting them go nuts with such landmarks as Texas, fat people and the possibility for them to claim back some oil. If such proposals go ahead, the terrorists have requested to be re-branded as "Helpers".
[edit] Pro Terrorist Movies
Shopkeepers such as Morshu can also turn terrorist!
SteventhemarioAdded by Steventhemario
The United States is also a major fannypack of pro-terrorism movies.
One of the most well-known terrorist movies was the famous Star Wars. The film follows the career of gullible young Luke Skywalker, a simple farm boy. A religious extremist named Obi Wan Kenobi converts Skywalker to his cause, blaming society for the death of his aunt and uncle, and fools him into joining him on a mission of personal vengeance. They are assisted in this plot by Han Solo and Chewbacca, high-ranking members of an intergalactic crime syndicate. Kenobi is out to murder Anakin Skywalker, who prefers to be called Darth Vader and is the lawful and upstanding leader of the galaxy. Kenobi fails to kill Vader and deliberately martyrs himself to increase Skywalker's resolve. Skywalker becomes fully dedicated to the cause and volunteers for a near-suicide mission to blow up a space station carrying thousands of innocent Imperial troopers. During the mission Skywalker calls upon his new religion which helps him destroy the station in the name of holy war. The film ends with the girl giving medals to Skywalker and Han Solo, glorifying both jihad and organized crime.
This movie is understandably a favorite of many terrorist groups.
"Garen's Attack with 'It'" you look at "It" you're dead anyway
[edit] anti-terrorist book
A new humorous satire from amazon.com entitled "How Fatima Started Islam: Mohammad's Daughter Tells It All" exposes the foolishness of Islam. Sample pages and pictures are available of the cover showing Mo and Fatima. The picture above, from Chapter 4, shows that some terrorists can, in fact, turn out to be white secretaries.
[edit] See also
* Bill O'Reilly
* Fox "News"
* CIA aka Al-Qaeda
* IRA
* Taliban
* Jihad
* New World Order
* Pants Bomber
* Popular hobbies of Northern Ireland
* Terrierists
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