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“I cannot afford to have a home for myself.”
~ Yes you can. You have a very nice BMW. There's a roof over your head.

“Why am I at the gas bump so much? Why are my credit card bills so high?”
~ Because you are driving a BMW

How much money did you pay for this?
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Big Money Waste (B.M.W. or simply BMW) is a very ordinary brand of automobile. The BMW does exactly the same thing as the Kia and even the Yugo. That thing is getting you from Point A to Point B. But it costs many times much money.

BMWs are notorious for their heavy use of gasoline, thereby helping the oil industry make a lot of money.

Despite their reputation for their high cost, BMWs are the most coveted automobiles, wanted by any teenager who has just learned how to drive, any college student, any business executive who wants to show he "made it," and every retiree who has a game of golf to play.
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* 1 History
* 2 Equipment
o 2.1 Exterior
o 2.2 Interior
* 3 Cost
* 4 Fuel efficiency
* 5 Why own a BMW?

[edit] History

BMWs started to be manufactured in 2001 after the idea for them was conceived late in 2000. Throughout the 2000s, the company profited off a very strong marketing campaign, mostly aimed at the poor. The ads told consumers they would be able to appear like a Hollywood star, and this led to a lot of success. The down side is that most BMWs were bought with money obtained from loans. The consumers were unable to pay back to these loans, and the banks went broke by 2008, and they needed a huge taxpayer bailout.

On January 19, 2009, about 9 in 10 automobiles in the United States were BMWs. This was up from 1 in 1,000,000 when they first began in 2001.

In 2009, the number of BMWs on the road rapidly declined following a financial crash. Few owners could afford to keep up with payments, leading to numerous repossessions. Most were replaced with more economical brands of automobile like Hyundai and Renault. Since no buyers were found for the repossessed BMWs, most were melted down and their parts sold to help the banks pay back their bailout money. The melted down metal was later turned into "green" forks and spoons that could be reused continually, since sales of disposable dinnerware among cash-strapped households declined.
[edit] Equipment

If you are willing to spend your hard-earned dollars on a BMW, here is what you will get for that price:
[edit] Exterior
A BMW comes with at least two doors. So does a Mazda.
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* Doors
* Windows
* Side-view mirrors
* Hood
* Head lamps
* Tail lamps
* Trunk
* Tires
* Tail pipe
* A place for some nasty little pieces of paper telling others how much you hate some politicians in your country

[edit] Interior

* Seats for 5 passengers (some roadsters have just 2)
* Seatbelts
* Steering wheel
* Speedometer
* Odometer
* Gas pedal
* Brake pedal
* Clutch pedal (stick shift only)
* Gear shifter
* Rear-view mirror
* Radio
* CD player
* Glove compartment
* A place to sleep a little more comfortably than the sidewalk should the BMW be the only thing you can afford
* All the air inside the cabin

This seems like such a nice, lengthy list of parts you get for your money. Now look at any other car and compare this with what you get when you buy one.
[edit] Cost
These two Lamborghinis combined for less than a single BMW?
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The BMW is one of the most expensive automobiles on the market. Here is where it compares with other popular cars:

BMW $320,470
Lamborghini $159,284
Chevrolet $17,790
Ford $15,379
Dodge $13,690
Hyundai $12,487
Honda $8,621
Nissan $6,194
Mazda $431
Mercedes-Benz $7
Toyota .01
Buick FREE (from your granddaddy)

[edit] Fuel efficiency

The BMW is one of the most fuel-consuming autombiles. Here is where it compares with other popular cars:

Your bicycle 1,000,000,000 MPG
Honda 38 MPG
Toyota 37 MPG
Nissan 32 MPG
Hyundai 31 MPG
Mazda 28 MPG
Chevrolet 22 MPG
Ford 21 MPG
Dodge 19 MPG
Mercedes-Benz 14 MPG
Lamborghini 8 MPG
BMW .00001 MPG

[edit] Why own a BMW?

After seeing the comparison of prices above, this is the question we thought everyone would ask. Does this mean all the BMW drivers in the world are fools?

The main reason why anyone owns a BMW is ego. BMW has one of the highest ego emission rates of all automobile brands.
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