Thursday, March 3, 2011

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

Now I agree with all you neocons & tea partiers!

We should: slash all school lunch programs, take away all teacher pensions, fire food and safety inspectors too (we don't need them at drug companies, oil wells, or coal mines), let's lay off postal workers too (we'll send everything by FedEx, it's only $25), let's slash Medicare too (let grandma get a job & buy her own medicine), same with all those lazy veterans with PTSD, we should end gov't support for Sesame Street too (educational TV? kids can watch Jersey Shore instead), Clean Water? (who needs it, buy it in bottles from Fiji), Park Rangers? (let's building country clubs and theme parks on nat. park land instead), federal hwys? (will just add tolls everywhere & contract it all to Halliburton), lay off SEC & Fed Reserve too (banks can police themselves), small business & student loans? (people can use their credit cards, it's only 20%), lay off federal prosecutors too (let the state courts handle everything)....

THEN... I think we should take all of those millions saved for ALL OF THAT and SEND IT ALL TO NATO to protect the rebels in Libya. We'll bomb the hell out of Kaddafi! All that money should fund NATO for about 3 days, if allies all pitch in maybe A WEEK!

Then, if it takes longer than that, we'll just add it to the deficit! We have no choice. We must protect the rights of theose poor Libyans suffering under Kaddaffi! We'll print more money if we have too. As Dick Cheney said for 8 yrs whenever anyone asked about the cost of the war: "Ronald Reagan PROVED that deficits DON'T MATTER."

Finally I have seen the light! Can I become a Freeper or Dittohead now?

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