Thursday, December 30, 2010

At an international conference of surgeons, a doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: “Big deal, in Russia we take out half the heart out from a person, we put it into another person’s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The US doctor answers immediately: “You all are way behind us. In the US (just two years ago) we
grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls. We put him in as President, and now the whole country is looking for work!!!!!”

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