Latest Issue Of The Green Zone
Follies
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New York Times Writer
Baghdad, 1 Aug 07: “Reading the New
York Times on the net, I see an op ed piece by O'Hanlon and Pollack
from the Brookings people. They say we are winning the war. I and my
friends laughed for some time about this. We call this the Greater
Fool Game.
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Bush's Moronic Surge
I suppose that by now, everyone has
heard about how Bush’s moronic ‘surge’ is a huge success and that
the generals here are ‘stunningly optimistic’ and, even funnier,
that the soldier’s ‘morale is booming as never before.’ You all
should know that we have on call here in Baghdad, selected groups of
friendly, white, photogenic young fellows who are kept on tap, and
all dressed in nice neat combat uniforms, to entertain idiot
journalists and visiting big wigs like the really air-headed McCain
and others like that when they come over to the New Democratic
Paradise to View the Real Picture.
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PR Monkeys
These PR monkeys are the same ones
who were writing silly pieces to various U.S. newspapers, purporting
to come from local boys stationed in Iraq and raving about how the
war was being won and how much the Iraqis just loved us. The
Seattle Post-Intelligencer exposed that one. Soldiers from, let’s
say, Des Moines, were called in, handed a fictional press release,
ordered to sign it and warned to keep quiet about it.
Finally, it was decided that this might eventually present a risk of
exposure so a Lieutenant friend of mine just copied their signatures
onto the forms.
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This Was A Car Bomb
Listen, the ‘surge’ is a total
failure. The local civil war is raging all around us, every
fucking day huge car bombs obliterate half a neighborhood, the rag
heads are killing people inside the Green Zone on a daily basis what
with deadly long-range sniping and mortar attacks, drug use by
everybody is rampant, no one wants to go outside the Green Zone in
any kind of a street vehicle, tacked- on useless armor or
not, because the newer generation of road bombs have been known to
blow up a tank and knock it onto its side.
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Who Is Providing The Sophisticated Equipment
The enemy is now using
heat-seeking rockets (‘from Iran’ the White House Goebbels
Department screeches, but they are from Saudi Arabia instead and
our intelligence people are well aware of this) and are
nailing choppers full of men on a
daily basis (six last week with thirty-two dead) and I know you
never get a single word of this Stateside. Only if one blows up in
front of the few foreign reporters still allowed here is anything
said.
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Sometimes Accidents Happen
And foreign journalists, or even our
own, dare not step over the line or they are shot “by accident” by
two nasty special units, kept around to get rid of potential problem
people. No man, no problem. And the Pentagon sends out a mass
printed Xeroxed letter with
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Clowns At The Brookings Institute
Believe me, the resistance people
are not winning….no dear hearts from the Brookings, they have won.
We all know we have to be pulled out of here. A hundred and fifty
thousand of us and twenty five million of them are not good odds.
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General Petreaus's Israeli Pets
We’re all trying to find a legit way
of getting out before the other side has a surge of its own and
kills everything living inside the Green Zone, including the CG’s
pet sheep. And, we pray to God, all the Israeli military and
intelligence rats infesting this unholy place.
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Typical Brookings Institute
Writer
And when you read unadulterated shit
like the Brookings fairy tales, keep your tongue in your cheek. And
if either of these
two stooges ever leave Brookings,
they can write children’s books about Fuzzy the Rat or do speeches
for Pat Robertson or Randy Rudy, the 911 Hero (Another joke here). “
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