Incest: Good for the Jews
By Joey
Kurtzman / January 1, 2007
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So endogamy
and cosmopolitanism go a long way towards explaining why Jewish DNA has been
the source of a gobsmacking number of important genetic findings.
Unfortunately, the news coverage of those findings has focused primarily on the
negative: genes that predispose us to Tay-Sachs disease, breast cancer,
intestinal disease…and the list goes on.
But not all
the startling stories hiding in Ashkenazi DNA are bad. Freakishness has its
benefits. Some of our genetic eccentricities are more Übermensch than
sissy-pants, more Schwarzenegger than DeVito.
Here’s a
brief tour through four of the happier genetic quirks discovered about the
Ashkenazi wing of our tribe in recent years.
RESISTANCE
TO HIV
Yes, you
still need to use condoms. But a significant proportion of Ashkenazi Jews have
a mutation in a gene called CCR5, and the most common strain of HIV uses the
protein produced by CCR5 to climb inside people’s cells. The mutation prevents
HIV from exploiting that protein to gain access. If you get two copies of the
mutant gene, then most strains of HIV will have little to no chance of getting
into your cells. If you get one copy, you’re still less likely to contract HIV,
and, if you do, your prognosis is better.
The number of
Ashkenazi Jews who have the mutation varies among different Jewish subgroups.
According to a study conducted at the Center
of Neurogenetics in Paris,
a whopping 45 percent of Litvaks (Jews from Lithuania)
have at least one copy of the mutation. Ethiopian Jews, on the other hand,
don’t have it at all.
Population
geneticists aren’t sure why Jews have the mutation in such high numbers. Some
of the microbes responsible for Europe’s
plagues may have used the same protein, and, as one theory goes, the plagues
hit Jews harder than most other European populations, leaving us with a genetic
advantage today. Wearing the same heavy clothes every day and never bathing may
have had its benefits.
LOW
RATES OF ALCOHOLISM
“Shicker
iz a goy, shicker iz a goy, shicker iz er, trinken muz er, vahl er iz a goy!”
That racist old Yiddish ditty translates: “The goy is a drunk! The goy is a
drunk! He has to drink, because he’s a goy!” Classy stuff.
Jews made a
mint in Europe by distilling alcohol and
selling it to Gentiles, and then we sang songs about what drunks they were. But
it turns out Gentiles really are more likely than Jews to become drunks, and
it’s not because young Jews learn how to drink responsibly by quaffing
Manischewitz at the Seder table, or any of the other old, folk explanations.
Twenty
percent of Ashkenazi Jews have a genetic mutation on chromosome nine that
causes an unpleasant reaction to alcohol—headaches, nausea, flushing—which in
turn makes heavy drinking and alcoholism less likely. This mutation is almost
nonexistent among non-Jewish Europeans, but common among Asians.
It’s a model
minority thing, apparently.
LOW
RATES OF CERVICAL CANCER
It’s not
cause you’re not a slut, that’s for sure. The low incidence of cervical cancer
among Jewish women has been a longstanding mystery to scientists. People used
to think that a circumcised penis was like a magic wand, protecting Jewish
women from a nasty cancer that was far more common among non-Jews. That partly
explains why American Gentiles started doing like the poor biblical boys of Shekhem
and slicing off their foreskins. Once all these Gentiles started circumcising
their kids, the bad news came in: Low rates of cervical cancer have nothing to
do with circumcision.
The low
incidence of human papilloma virus (HPV) among Jewish women may partly explain
their low rates of cervical cancer. And scientists have recently discovered
that a genetic mutation called p53-D12 predisposes some women to cervical
cancer; that mutation is rare among Jewish women.
HIGH
RATES OF INTELLIGENCE
“The world is
riddled—riddled!—with dumb Ashkenazi Jews,” as Leon Wieseltier reminds us. Too
true, Leon.
But with the tribe’s lineup including Freud, Einstein, and Speed Levitch, and
Ashkenazim possessing an exceedingly high mean IQ, Jews have more than their
share of smarties. They’ve also got more than their share of neurological
disorders such as Tay-Sachs and Gaucher’s disease. According to a recent study
at the University
of Utah, there’s a
connection: The same genes that cause diseases such as Tay-Sachs and Gaucher’s
can also help make you a little Einstein.
The genes in
question promote the growth of brain cells. Basically, if you get two of those
genes, your brain cells will be afflicted by the kind of extreme and disordered
cell growth associated with Tay-Sachs. Get only one of those genes and the cell
growth within your brain is enhanced, meaning your grandma will never shut up
about you at the mah-jongg table. Or so the Utah researchers argue.
The theory
attempts to answer the question of what causes higher rates of intelligence
among Jews. And as the theory’s premise is clear and testable, we’ll know for
certain in a few years whether it’s the right answer. As to the question of why
the gene is there in the first place, it’s all conjecture from here on in.
Some think it’s because our smartest guys
became big Talmud chachams and got the girls, while the smartest
non-Jewish Europeans became priests and spilled their seed into bed sheets. Or,
others postulate, maybe it’s because Jews had to pursue talky, cognitively
taxing professions because they weren’t allowed to own land or join guilds.
Whatever the explanation may be, Jews got the smahts, baby.
N E X T
Do: What do
DNA and endogamy mean for Jewish chauvinism – and antisemitism? Leave your
comments below. Go: Feel certain that your
family tree takes you directly back to King David himself? Then meet thousands of other
crazies like yourself at the Eternal House of David Reunion in Jerusalem on May 28-30,
2007. Read: Evolutionary
psychologist Steven Pinker wrote
[subscription necessary] on Jewish IQ in The New Republic
in June 2006. A more controversial evolutionary psychologist Kevin MacDonald
has spent a career addressing
Jewish group characteristics, which he terms an “evolutionary strategy” to keep
tribal chromosomes exclusive. Judith Shulevitz called MacDonald “Evolutionary
Psychology’s Anti-Semite” six years ago in Slate.
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