Baghdad's Green Zone Follies
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Baghdad, 25 Jan 2007
“We have been undergoing a mortar
attack. I know there are rah-rah morons stateside that hate this
kind of news because they, in their retarded way, think their
military, president and workers can do no wrong.
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Pentagon Only Feeds American
Public The Good News
Today we have these creeps here,
mostly neatly dressed droolers from the Pentagon’s PR branch who
hear no evil, see no evil and print trash designed for Mom and
Dad at home to comfort them.
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The Truth
Of course their beloved son just
lost his legs, both of his testicles and one eye due to a rocket
attack but at least he is still alive, unlike thousands who are not.
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Mortar Hits Company
Communications
My co-worker, who sends my messages
out on the official system late at night when the other
knuckle-draggers have gone off shift, was nearly blown to bits two
days ago when a heavy mortar shell slammed into a building inside
the Green Zone.
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Troops Arriving
The new troops arriving as I speak,
are only part of a much larger contingent that Bush is going to
shore us up with. A few at first and then sneak in thousands more
when no one is looking. That’s his plan and it won’t work but I can
imagine the uproar and panic when the Guard and Reservists stateside
get their up-coming notices to report for Iraq duty! Bush and Cheney
put this off until after the elections, hoping to snow everyone as
they usually do.
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Latest Attacks Will Be Covered Up
I will be amazed if the U.S. covers
this latest attack as they totally wiped the really serious
Camp Falcon attacks right off the blackboard.
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An Israeli Colonel Gets Hit
An
Israeli advisor, a light colonel
caught a piece of shrapnel in his ass during another mortar attack
here and you could hear him screech all the way across the
compound. After he recovers, he can go to Gaza and
shoot more Arab children to feel
better.
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Embedded Jewish Soldiers
The
IDF has a contingent here and they
are all praying, beanies and all, that Bush finally attacks Iran for
them.
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Given the attrition of vehicles, to
include helicopters, tanks, light skinned vehicles and APCs and add
this to the mutinous attitudes now more and more prevalent in the
grunts and now, among many officers, I doubt if we could mount an
attack on a mosque full of worshipers. Which has happened but we
blamed the Sunnis for it!
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Surge In Sophisticated IEDs
The local partisans are using small,
shaped-charge rockets on Humvees, tanks and other vehicles that
move on the local roads and with terrible effect. The warhead burns
through any armor and blasts off inside, turning the crew into
ragged cat meat. It was one thing when they used cell-phone
activated roadside bombs but now we are suffering the same kind of
attacks our Really Stupid CIA encouraged their friends, the Taliban,
to perform on the Russians in Afghanistan.
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And to all of your viewers who send
me greetings via your website, sorry but I can’t answer. They watch
for things like that. But thanks anyway.”
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