Meet The Cougars
The Trend Started After
Hollywood Made A Movie
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No Strings Attached
A Little False Advertising?
A Cougar Brings Her Cub To A
Tupperware Party
'Nanna Franklin' Runs A
Internet Talk Show
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A Cougar Likes Her Men Young
These 50 year-olds cruise weddings, bat mitzvahs, and bars,
for 25 to 30 yr old men. The name "cougars" or "urban cougar" was
first used in the States to describe older women who aggressively
date - or prey on, as the lingo goes - younger men.
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The Zio-Movie 'Cougar Club'
Later this year the film Cougar Club -starring Faye Dunaway and
Carrie Fisher - is released in the UK. It is an entertaining, if
savage, affair, featuring a group of divorced friends who hunt in
packs for young blood. The promotional blurb offers the line "We are
women - hear us roar", suggesting that the young "prey" really don't
stand a chance.
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There Are 'Cougar Dens'
A study by online dating service parship.co.uk recently revealed
that 280,000 British women over 45 are keen to date a younger man, a
leap of 20 per cent in a year.
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They Have Websites
A couple of Jewish kids out of New York started it.
Specialist dating websites have
sprung up to satisfy the new demand - but even those who post on
them can't agree whether cougars are to be applauded or abhorred.
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Cougar Sex Therapists
There are videos devoted to telling 'Cougars' what young men
like sexually.
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Cougar Forums
The latest trend is the 'Cyber-Cougar' who entices young men
with false stats. You show up at a bar expecting a 33 yr old
model, and instead you will find a 50 yr-old pile driver.
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Cougars Are Sexual Dynamos
These oldies say they are good for multiple organisms, no
emotional ties, and are confidence takes the pressure off the boys.
She, in turn, is ready to teach them everything she knows about sex,
they even give out T-shirts that says "Everyone wins."
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Big Accessory Market
Naturally when you factor in the average age of your cougar being
fifty one, it is a good idea to bring along a 'Personal Lubricant'.
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Thirty Year-Olds Courting Wildebeests?
It has to be 3:00 in the morning, and you need to be pretty drunk to
bang one of these ageing heifers. What is really happening is Hollywood
is planting a seed that inter-generational sex is fine. What it does is
allow is insecure 'menopausal' women to reaffirm their self esteem.
Just another Zio-Scheme, like gay marriage, 'Girls gone wild',
Madonna French kissing Brittney at the Oscars. You need to think of the
logistics, these are mid life divorcees, and their married friends, and
they will be hitting on the 16 - 19 yr old crowd, not the 25-30 they
promised. The only way Esther 'Essie' Fein will get her 'Grove On' with
trophy cabana boy is if she slips him $500.
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